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DARK VIBES 🖤
Roast Profile: Dark Roast
Origin: Seasonal coffees from Uganda, India & Vietnam
Flavour Notes: Dark Chocolate, Smoke & Spice
Welcome to the Club. 🎉
We're Cool Beans Club: good coffee, great price, cool vibes ✌️
Some coffees ease you into the morning.
This one kicks the door in and turns the lights on. ⚡
We roasted this one dark, properly dark, to bring the full bold hit. Deep dark chocolate, a hint of smoke and a bit of spice on the finish.
Vietnam keeps it smooth and steady, Uganda brings serious backbone, and India throws in a spicy, cocoa-heavy punch to finish the job.
No delicate stuff here, this is coffee that means business.
Bold, intense and seriously strong... basically coffee that doesn't do small talk.
No complicated tasting notes.
No twelve-step brewing rituals.
Just good beans, proper dark vibes and a caffeine kick you'll actually feel.
Bold, intense, properly dark... without the fancy price tag. 💯
We roast every bag fresh, right here in-house — no shortcuts, no stockpiles. That means you get the full flavour and proper shelf life your coffee deserves.
✅ Roasted by us, not relabelled
✅ Packed by hand, batch by batch
✅ Always fresh — never outsourced
Works with: Espresso Machines, French Press, Filter Machines, Chemex, Pour Over, Drip Filter & Stovetop.
Royal Mail 48: £3.95
Royal Mail 24: £4.95 (Free over £40)
DPD Courier: £9.99
Note: For orders over 2kg, we may split into multiple parcels and use Royal Mail for areas DPD doesn’t serve — like Northern Ireland and the Scottish Highlands.
We roast every bag ourselves
— so if it’s not right, we’ll fix it.
Here’s how it works:
Not feeling it?
Email us with your order number. We’ll send a different roast or flavour to better suit your taste.
Still not right? Send it back
— we’ll refund you in full. No forms. No fuss. 💯
Because when it’s roasted by us, it’s backed by us. 🔥